it's not a lie if you believe it.

The truth about lying:

1. "If you tell the truth, you won't get into trouble." (yeah, right. you tell the truth, you get in trouble. you lie, you get into trouble.)

2. "Always tell the truth." (well, if you always told the truth, then there'd be a lot of hurt feelings.)

3. "Liar, liar, pants on fire." (always have a fire extinguisher handy.)

4. "You sit on a throne of LIES!" (yes. yes I do.)

5. "It's not a lie if YOU believe it." (sound advice from the best liar of them all, George Costanza).